He’s just not that into you──Greg Behrendt & Liz Tuccillo

He's just not that into you 慾望城市的作者群，再一次的聯手出擊，也是誠品今年度的外文暢銷書之一，有趣的是下列每一條，應該大家都早已知道，但是，我們常常〔旁觀者清，當局者迷〕或是〔愛使人看不到真相〕，哈哈，有時很需要別人，最好是專家，再一次鄭重的告訴自己．本書值得在愛的迷霧中的人三思，否則情人常常在換，故事卻千篇一律，一再重覆，了無新意，一點都不好玩！嗯，不過，我也懷疑如果能完全符合的下列各點的，是否就有快樂的結局，這本書我還沒看完，尚待證實．．．．．情人節快到了，先預祝天下有情人終成眷屬．．^o^ ．．

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1. He’s just not that into you if he’s not asking you out.
Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.

2. He’s just not that into you if he’s not calling you.
Men know how to use the phone.

3. He’s just not that into you if he’s not dating you.
“Hanging out” is not dating.

4. He’s just not that into you if he’s not having sex with you.
When men like you, they want to touch you, always.

5. He’s just not that into you if he’s having sex with someone else.
There’s never going to be a good excuse for cheating.

6. He’s just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he’s drunk.
If he likes you, he’ll want to see you when his judgment isn’t impaired.

7. He’s just not that into you if he doesn’t want to marry you.
Love cures commitment-phobia.

8. He’s just not that into you if he’s breaking up with you.
“I don’t want to go out with you” means just that.

9. He’s just not that into you if he’s disappeared on you.
Sometimes you have to get closure all by yourself.

10. He’s just not that into you if he’s married (and other insane variation of being unavailable).
If you’re not able to love freely, it’s not really love.

11. He’s just not that into you if he’s a selfish jerk, a bully, or a really big freak.
If you really love someone, you want to do things to make that person happy.